Jam Jam Jam - Sticky Jam Situationsssssssss
Right so hellooooo! from behind the screen i have decided my boredom will not consume me any longer inside of my depression hibernation during winter and to actually write once again even if it is this shitty blog that probably only my friends will read or anyone having a little stalk, yes hello i can see you babes xo. ANYWAY lets get into the nitty gritty about moi, i am clearly an unhinged feral fucking goblin not this dainty aesthetically pleasing fairy i showcase myself to be on social media, instead i am currently in 3 day old pyjamas that i change straight into from finishing work sat outside smoking a cigarette, having to ask my partner how you in fact spell cigarette. let me explain in graphic detail how my brain works - imagine your brain is scrambled eggs burning on the stove whilst the tv is blaring, the washing machine is on the highest spin, and the fire alarm is clearly criticizing your cooking, that basically sums it up pretty well wow, just a mess… a sensory overload constantly ringing in your ears. ah i’m not entirely sure why i went ahead writing this bollocks but we digress further, this is how i truly write, i can scrub up pretty well if i do say so myself i just need 2-3 business days and a flat iron then boom i’m ready to post on instagram or write a very long blog post all about eco friendliness!!! yes that did deserve 3 explanation points. just another point ACTUALLY, my friends will be reading this, so this shall be interesting to randomly have a text whenever they do have a cheeky look probably stating yeah saph thats how we explain you babe.
Don’t worry about sounding professional. Sound like you - these really the prompts square space is suggesting to me? for context i couldn’t be bothered in all honesty to create my own layout for this blog, ( if i can legally call it that, fucking mess that it is ) ah dear i need another glass of jam shed before i can continue brb…..
And im back, not a very sudden pause for you reading this but it was in fact 28 minutes since i needed a wee then forgot where i put my phone - i refuse to listen to and i have to repeat this since its too comical to be false “ a sad girls diary playlist mix “, thanks youtube music for that suggestion but i’ll be sticking to Little Sims for this entry.
Do you ever consider completely letting loose and allowing yourself to just ramble on the internet for anyone and their dog to see? well i didn’t either but this is a great relief to actually speak my mind instead of constantly checking over and updating. i can freely rant about anything that pops into my brain and who can stop me? love being an adult, it’s great.
